Now I just went and saw Transformers 2 Revenge of The Fallen and my review is mixed. I loved the action, The CG was flawless, And for a movie derived from a childhood toy-line They even redefined The Transformers Mythology with the introduction of “The Primes & The Fallen” But Lord have mercy IT WAS RACIST!!!! See I really didn’t know why critic’s were bashing the movie (until I saw it)but I think they were all just afraid to say it out loud…WTF SKIDS & MUDFLAP???come on Micheal Bay you weren’t even trying to be subtle with those names??? And dig this ya’ll They not only spoke fluent ebonics, they looked like MONKEY'S, had big azz lips, big floppy azz ears, fought amongst themselves constantly and the worst insult of all “SKIDS” the green one had a GOLD TOOTH!!!! A GOLD TOOTH!!!!!! And then when asked to read some ancient Cybertron writing these 2 N%GGER BOTS responded “Oh naw naw we don’t do no reading!!!” I mean from the beginning they started out as ICE CREAM TRUCKS!!!(Like all n%ggas do is sell Ice cream in the hood!!!) Then they UPGRADED INTO TRICKED OUT CHEVY’S JOLTS!!!! Man some critic’s were comparing them 2 Jar Jar Binks but Jar Jar Binks ended up in THE SENATE OF THE REPUBLIC!!!! Jar Jar was goofy but I didn’t feel like taking a shower afterwards. Now I’m not saying don’t go see the movie GO!!! It was a dope experience for a summer time movie and to get the family out the house. But if you bring your kids explain to them that Michael Bay’s 2 characters SKIDS & MUDFLAP are not Laughing with you…they are Laughing AT YOU!!!
Peace-CALLOUS:THE FUTURISTIC MILITANT
PLEASE...Hahahaha NO!!!
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